[Verse 1] I'm just sittin' down I'ma go and plop right on my couch Open my World of Warcraft account There ain't nothin' else I'm thinkin' about [Pre-Chorus] I got big red bloodshot eyes Got a can of Coke and Sprite My controller's working fine Now let's go-o-o Halo [Chorus] Tonight we're playin' games, games, ga-ga-ga-games For fifteen hours...Learn More

[Verse 1] When I walk on by All I think about is Fluttershy I stick to the seat Watchin' MLP seven days a week Yeah, this is how roll I like it more than any other show Kids who play COD Like to hate on my illogically, hey [Pre-Chorus] Girl, look at that pony With the microphoney And the average brony They stand out But the so-called normal Think...Learn More

[Verse] There's a chicken in my bed Blurry pictures in my head Toothpaste all over the sink Ketchup covering my feet Maybe I should take a bath Dust the shelves and clean the mat But who's living room is that? I don't remember where I'm at [Pre-Chorus] Videos last night ended up on my YouTube Oh well It's a blacked out blur place where we were Oh...Learn More

[Verse] 7 AM wakin' up on the floor It's a quarter 'til eight and I got a headache Gotta have my bowl, gotta have Tylenol Gotta get dressed, gotta feed my dog Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus I see my friends [Pre-Chorus] Kickin' in the back seat No one in the front seat Gotta make my mind...Learn More

[Verse] I took a bus to Toys R Us To buy a new basketball I looked around and all I found Were a bunch of Barbie dolls I was thinking, hey I should buy But wait, no, I'm a guy I realized it was getting late I bought one anyway [Chorus] (Barbie doll, you had bought one) I don’t recall Buying anything at all (Barbie doll) Hey, are you insane? Or...Learn More

[Intro] Gotta pick a car Maybe a Toyota Or an Impala I'm indecisive [Verse 1] Got my Mercedes, it wasn't easy I begged my parents to give me some money But they said hey It's your responsibility So why don't you go get a job at the store? But I was lazy and I begged them some more And I was sure I'd get what I was hoping for [Pre-Chorus] Heated...Learn More