[ELOISE] I guess I have to find a lady Whistledown's her name, I'll Do it for the queen, she Doesn't think I'm Eloise I'm not just Eloise I'm an official worker bee! And I'll do it for the queen I'll do it for the queen She doesn't think I'm Eloise! I'm not just Eloise! I'm an official worker bee And I'll do it for the queen...Learn More

[TOWNSPEOPLE] Nothing but a whisper, is a shout It's a buzz about the town Nothing like a scandal, going 'round When you read the works of Lady Whistledown It's appalling, what a shame! They'll disgrace their family name! You can bet the one to blame, without a doubt It's Lady Whistle-down, down, down (Down, down, down, down, down) If you've got...Learn More

[QUEEN CHARLOTTE] I have everything I need But nothing that I want Queen Charlotte takes taste of cake [QUEEN CHARLOTTE] That's not good enough Is that the best you've got? Bring me mimes and fire reachers And trapezes from the ceiling And if you tell a joke And I'm still not amused, you're through [COURT] Your Majesty! [COURT MEMBER 1] Look...Learn More

[SIMON] Maybe there's another way Another role to play here To keep the press and the desperate mothers at bay We can change the story What do you say? [DAPHNE] What are you suggesting, Your Grace? [SIMON] We convince them there’s a flame between us [DAPHNE] Between us? [SIMON] And you will be the diamond of the season once again [DAPHNE] And...Learn More