[Intro: Eugene Mirman as Gene] And it'll look like this [Spoken: John Roberts as Linda] Look at me Milkin' the cow Milkin' the cow Milkin' the cow Milkin' the cow...Learn More

[Spoken: David Wain as Courtney, John Michael Higgins as Doug & H. Jon Benjamin as Bob] Attention, everybody, look at me, birthday girl talking! C'mon! Everyone! They make a cute couple, huh? They certainly are... standing next to each other Mr. Belcher! I said attention! He talked first... He asked me a question *sigh* No, I didn't Well, you did...Learn More

[Chorus] Baby hold on to me Whatever will be, will be The future is ours to see (C'mon) So baby hold on to me [Pre-Chorus] Think about it baby I'm gonna take you to the top [Chorus] So baby hold on to me (Hold tight) Whatever will be, will be Cause the the future is ours to see When you hold on to me...Learn More

[Verse 1: Griffin, Boo Boo, Allen & Matt (In order)] I'm mining the cave for love Don't care about the world above Down here it's dark and cold I'm just looking for a nugget of gold [Verse 2: Allen, Matt & all] My hat is hard but my heart is soft It's dusty down here and so I cough It's a dirty job but I ain't stoppin' I know I'm breathin' toxins...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well, the last present's delivered And the snow outside's gettin' thicker So let's open that bottle of liquor Hey, bourbon, take me home [Verse 2] On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch, and on gin Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree Put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to...Learn More

[John Roberts as Linda] Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries* Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries* Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries* Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries* *Blows two raspberries* *Blows two raspberries* Some people think it's funny...Learn More

I'm a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me Tex And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex I leave my shirt on, that's okay, don't make me feel self-conscious, babe Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex When you're done say that...Learn More

[Intro: Gene & Courtney] Happy Valentine's Day, Wagstaff-inopolises! If you think fish are just the grooviest... Join the Club for Marine Life Enthusiasts! Wednesdays at lunch If peanuts make you itch and wheeze... Come and listen to the speaker on food allergies! [Spoken: Gene & Courtney] Wait. What's this? An announcement just came in What...Learn More

T - is for the way you take my breath away I - is for the way I like it when you take my breath away N - is for No one else takes my breath away, and... A - is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away...Learn More

Here goes the hair and there goes the hair And where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground, he's dead in the ground He’s dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!...Learn More

[Spoken: John Roberts as Linda & H. Jon Benjamin as Bob] Bob? Hm? Mickey's playing his calypso again. Can you say something? You go C'mon, get up! All right! [Chorus: Bill Hader as Mickey & H. Jon Benjamin as Bob] Hey, oh, no Hey, no, oh Hey, no, oh Hey, no, oh Is that a parakeet in my hat? No, no, no, that's not a parakeet in ya hat Is that an...Learn More

[Intro: Eugene Mirman as Gene] All right summer starts now [Chorus: All] Fun, fun, fun-fun Fun, fun, fun-fun Fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun Fun!...Learn More