I got my Lady Q From Miss Annie Lee I’m gonna wash her down With a Long Island Tea Feelin’ warm and fuzzy Dancing horny in my head Bumpin thru the crowd Like a teenage Joan Jett I miss Quaaludes That fucked up fuzzy funtime Is the best I ever knew I miss Quaaludes I made out with 20 people Danced with a hundred more Played chicken out on main...Learn More

Well he’s a barndancin’ bastard Reviled and revered He’ll give you a workin’ over If you’re 45 with a beard He rounds up all the cowboys Sooner than they reckoned He rides em on the first date And buries em on the second And he’s slow slow quick quick slow He’s Larry Larry Larry of the rodeo Hey boy keep your eye out He’s more snake than...Learn More

Punk rock music is the best Beat your fists against my chest Garage metal and punk rock Work best on my cock We need to feel the hardcore when it’s real Get your dirty self up to speed Chew Toy attack’s gonna make you bleed Corner us and we’ll come out fighting Feed us, you’ll enjoy the biting Sharpen your teeth, girls and boys We are Chew...Learn More

It's been a rough year Some friends who began it Are no longer here Bill and Terry died The other bastards lied At times, there wasn't enough beer I'm missing my friends Who helped me belong Nothing stays too good or too bad For too long Couldn't hold down a job I'm apparently worthless And somewhat unskilled Paintin' houses white Mowin lawns...Learn More

Te gustan los hombres maduros Aiy, que fascinante Tengo noticias para ti, mijo Nosotros dos, no saldremos juntos Oye mijo No soy tu papi Aiy cabron No soy tu pinche pops Aiy mijo Vete de aqui Tu tratas mucho! Miley Cyrus no es una artista Dubstep no es avant garde Aiy papi me compras una cerveza NO GUEY Aiy papi abrasa me NO GUEY Aiy papi ven...Learn More

Greggy was a sick pup With a heart of gold Twisted for a youngster Impossible to hold Drinkin’ til the brownout Playin’ guitar and drums You think he’s pretty now? You should see him when he… Honeydew! You wanna? Take me to the Fenns! Honey, do you wanna Meet some Red Sox Men? Honey do you wanna Hang out at Roy’s Can’t get enough of those Beantown...Learn More

I began my drinkin When I was just a pup Got my first paycheck Bought a drinkin cup Booze motivates me Any gig I can grab Save up my earnings To pay my bar tab Old frosty mug You keep me drunk I get a job, I fill you up Old Frosty Mug You’re mighty fine I’ll keep you full On my own dime When times are rough Screw the rent That hot bartender Gets...Learn More

I’m all over your shit I got you wrapped up nice and tight I’m all over your shit I’m going heavy when you want it light I’m your, I'm your, I'm your leather sweater I’m your, I'm your, I'm your leather sweater I’m ink and fur and salt and sweat uh huh I’m all over your shit I am the one that you think of first I’m all over your shit I’m gonna...Learn More

IPhone bright zipper Chinese big dipper Being a seditionist Running from the communists No pic no chat Online in China Beard beard beard beard Just be polite...Learn More

I know it’s based On some dumb story Supposed to be allegory The liar, the bastard and the fool All I know is Xmas ain’t cool I hate Xmas Deck my balls I hate Xmas Fuck you all Who’s the fat guy in the red sweater? For creepy pedos, Dahmer was better Flying reindeer and busy elves? Xmas lovers, go fuck yourselves Wrapping gifts that are yours not...Learn More

P-town freeze and drown Founding fathers coming down Hell no, I won’t go To that place Hell no I won’t go It’s a bad place Cranky bears five feet around Fuck off skinny you’re going down Fat Heathers should know better...Learn More