[Verse 1] Kill all of da foot fetishists We must save Jenny Kill all of them with cyanide Cyanide in their vajankle [Chorus 1] Well there’s cyanide in yo dickhole fo today There’s cyanide in yo ass, ass [Post-Chorus] And I’ll keep talking ’til the message gets through Woo! [Verse 2] Beth doesn’t still love him He’s really cringe And he's- he’s...Learn More

[Verse 1: Gleep Arg] If I ever told you I liked piss, that was a lie It was just a simple trick to get you by my side tonight See I prefer my showers not so golden Prefer my buzzes like Amanda Holden And no, I’m not into blondes Refer to the title of this song [Pre-Chorus: Gleep Arg] Ooh, what did you expect? You always get me erect So let’s get...Learn More

[Verse 1] Just because we’re in public doesn’t mean I can’t get some nut in I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I wanna taste something I know you’re a bit of a tease but I don’t get why you need those jeans So take them off, and give me some of that good nitious nut-tious nut [Hook] It’s warm, sticky and good With vitamin C and protein I want...Learn More

[Part I: Ooby Gedoff] [Verse] And Gleep don't need no bitches Ooby don't need no hoes Always taking what we want Some would call Gleep a savant And Ooby ain't always a hoe We made songs Say goodbye, you won't get more End of an era, close that door And we know that I'm who you think of in bed And I don't actually stalk women I don't actually lust...Learn More

[Verse] Wanna suck on that cocksicle so very bad If it melts in the summer, I want it to be had (woo) That's da cocksicle Sucking on da cocksicle Glick Glock on da cocksicle The cocksicle Need to have it drip drop down into my pants Need it in the freezer, hard, so it’s easy to give head (woo) That’s da cocksicle Sucking on da cocksicle Glick Glock...Learn More

[Verse 1] I wish that it weren’t this way But it is [Chorus] And now the bee anus is a biological roadblock Bee anus is a biological roadblock Bee anus is a biological roadblock Roadblock [Verse 2] I only think in soda cans Butt it was [Pre-Chorus] Build, build, build, build Sting, sting, sting, sting Butt butt butt [Chorus] Bee anus is a...Learn More

[Verse] Gwyneth You know what you did You filthy little slut You took my kid Your heart is so cold So it’s with mine that you play While you eat all your crisps My Martin guitar I play Vagina candle A life so stark Without you getting my fucking candle A life so dark Thin, thin Tony Ride the pony Ride the cock ’Tis a pity she’s a sock...Learn More

[Verse 1: Ooby Gedoff] Whoa, he nearly hit me going past He nearly hit my back, he nearly hit my ass He went over 60, went really fast Didn't like it but I really like TAST Going that fast he won’t get far Sooner or later he won't have a car Going on a cheetah he went rah-rah I'll meet him and bend over in a bar Bartender looking like “what?” He...Learn More

[Intro] My biggest- my biggest issue with your songs is the swearing and inappropriateness What’s your biggest issue with my songs? The swearing and inappropriateness Oh, look, it’s the Loch Ness monster [Verse 1] I’ll show up, as requested Never forgotten, but always detested And in response to what you suggested I thought that either way, I’ll...Learn More

[Verse 1: Gleep Arg] Isn’t sex such a fun I have fun during sex But it comes to a point Where there’s too much sex It overtakes your life It starts concerning your wife As she catches you wanking to her sister Who you swear you let stay with you with no ulterior motives at all [Verse 2: Gleep Arg] Pour another fucking bottle I’ve spent so much...Learn More

[Chorus] My cock’s a Glock It’s Glock o’clock Down on the dock She give me top That bitch want head I kill her dead Getting arrest from fed I like sniff lead (ha-ha) Your bitch with me Whoa it’s such a shame She giving me some brain Big win for me No I can’t complain I thank this epic brain [Verse 1] She pass me blunt I rolled it up She want me to...Learn More

[Verse 1] Okay, alright, that’s fine, okay Smurfy smurfy wordies when the flappy birdies And by birdies I mean golf, not animals Do you think animals use human urinals? [Chorus] When I use urinals it’s usually just to piss Other times, I may let out a little shit Normally I will go to the toilet to shit But sometimes it’s an emergency and I refuse...Learn More