[Verse 1: Brin] Uh, get silly with the mad-libs I'm bad shit, so whack, and her ass drip Bitches wet, really wet, really want a fat dick So she pulled my pants down, look at that shit (oh my god!) I can beat the Nascar 300 With a big ol' butt bitch on my left hand side The wheels stay fucking fat and not wide Ask Dale, he was souping up my ivy in...Learn More

Dale is looping a beat he is creating on the record player -Yuh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna use this. Ah. Huh? Brin? Where'd you go? Dubby goes upstairs and enters Brin's room, leaving the record player on fading as he exits -Dude! What are you doing? -I'm just playing Minecraff trying to build a house out of cement. -I thought we were making a new...Learn More

[Verse 1: Dubby] Go, go, go, go, go big dancers Silver dress, fishnets are the answers Shaking all that ass on stage, get paid With their hundred dollar bills tucked into they waist Aw shit, yeah I'm living in my hay-day What's a pay day? Throw money at the AK Roll around in a beat down Cutlass Did a burnout made your girl need a Tuck's strip My...Learn More

[Brin & Dubby] -Wow -Brian, this cleaning sure is hard work -Yeah, but my grandpa said if we get it done we get cookies -Okay - Hey, check this out. (what's that?) -It's a box of old records and stuff, we should go look through them -Oh, okay... Elvis? -The Beach Boys, The Larks, The Hilltoppers... Man all of these are bogus, check out this...Learn More

[Verse 1: Brin] Take some poison ivy and I bathe in it, smoking it All the time, like Brian On the Northwest and the Southside trying hard to find some slime I don't have no time for knock off women I get the real deal with my hand and then I tell 'em to beat it I had a dorm room but they say I had to delete it Then I built the Titanic but I had to...Learn More

(uh, yeah, yeah) [Verse] I'm a silly little goose, and I'm sipping on my juice box Armed to the T and I'm ripping off the toys for tots For a pogo-stick and I'm jumping to the Jack Shack Finding all the hoes that wanna suckle on my meat stack Fuck that, I forgot what my name is Man, I've done so many drugs that I wonder where the pain went I got a...Learn More

(c'mon!) [Verse 1: Brin and Dubby] Walk into the baffroom, slip, badababoom Dale's drool spit on the floor cause he shit and he's sore I just went ahead and closed the fucking door And dropped my drawers A good needed morning flush is important Poopy poopy but cause the toilet won't flush If I'm holding in a dump then you know I'm kind of...Learn More

[Verse 1] I can rock, I can rock with the best Stick throwing knives into your chest Laid out on somebody's lawn Laid out from dusk till dawn Hey wait, what was that, you can call this rap Big Dale rap, stuck in a bear trap It hurts my leg every time that I walk And I walk with a limp and I spit when I talk No need for your excuses I drink from a...Learn More

[Verse 1: Brin] It feel like a Saturday, I'm riding with the baddest bitch And if you see my cabbages, just know that I'm the rabbit bitch And if you want to tag a tongue, you better have it sticking out My poison ivy pack a punch I take your bitch and dick her down I'm Brian, but you're calling me a name I don't fuck with I could be seen as a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Putting locks on the pussy, I whisper it my secrets I usually get cookies from my teacher My brain overlooking the fact that I am a creature So I beat your fucking face in really fast and then I eat you I'm having such delusions, I ended up with some bruises After tryna eat the pussy inside of a PT Cruiser I'm Brian with the limey trying...Learn More

[Intro] Uh, big D-Nasty here I'm bout to blow this track up Fuck Brian, fuck him (And they all say) [Hook] Leaves of three, pass that shit to me I'll smoke that shit as long as it's green Slinging this shit all over the town Selling this loud, that's how I get down Leaves of three, pass that shit to me I'll smoke that shit as long as it's...Learn More

(yeah it's well wicked) [Verse 1: Brin] Bitch I clean houses, put the steamer on the blouses I'm putting in work, nobody ever should've doubt us I got the shit spots off the couches And now I'm working backwards Broom in my hand while I'm slouching Couple blocks down and I'm wiping up some vomit Underneath a table, found a condom, put it in my...Learn More