[Hima Don Dada] Me and Maya Angelou Playin' double dutch She got a bubble butt Said I like you too Then we smoked two dutch That's a double dutch my dude I really like her views Yes You could say Angelou's my muse Skinny jeans Fat wallets Chakras from papa I'm in Maracaibo Vic is in Caracas He Cuban, movin' Eatin' a Cuban sandwich I'm pukin' Tryin'...Learn More

[Verse 1: Heems] Das Racist as an end to mindwash religion Nowhere politics, bogus philosophies Probably, possibly a mockery of monarchy I'm complex like Cournot's duopoly quantities Rooftop, like we bringin' '88 back White girls, Big Wheels, fortunes, Sajak Mixtapes, many tapes, Mel Gibson "Payback" Laid back, stay crack, eat those, stay...Learn More

[Hook] (Who's that?) Browwwwwwwwn [Kool AD] Brown Elvis -- I can't help it Brown Larry Bird, y'all, the '97 Celtics All brown everything, better than you've ever seen Never have you ever seen anything like it Do you like it? Oh, I think you like it Maybe you should buy it You should probably buy it I swear I sell like West sell Sell like sex...Learn More

[Hook] A boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip [Bridge 1: Heems] I'm in the mood to take a cruise I'm brown and smooth, and you, you're...Learn More

[Intro] Whaddup, whaddup, whaddup? Sit Down, Man! Sha-leik! DR Whatitat, whatitat, whatitat? Time to do a rap [Verse 1: Heems] Hello Young Cocoa Butter, who is you? White people love me like they love Subarus Rolling with the super crew, something like Scooby-Doo My eyes droopy? Mami that's what doobies do Kalidasa, but across the...Learn More

[Intro] [Bouncer] R... R... How do you spell it? Raciste? Nope, I'm sorry, your name is not on the list [Bodyguard] Step aside! Step aside! [Guest] No-no-no, it's cool. They're with me [Caroline Polachek] I spotted you in Sean John At the Spring and Summer sample sale The overstock of oversize made you look so thin and pale Where has we met...Learn More

[Heems] Yes, yes, yes yes More like a spiced-out Manmohan Singh Or like a spiced-out I.K. Gujral Like a spiced-out Bhagat Singh Spice wars, crack wars I love this song, shorty said [Verse 1] Queens Boulevard Kierkegaard, hustle hard Hustle bustle OMG, on my guard, oh my god Vic came back with three pizzas Gave one to Dap His stomach...Learn More

Robert Mugabe! (Sit down, man...) Carlos Mencia! (Sit down, man...) Chris Brown! (Sit down, man...) Robert Gates! (Sit down, man...) Ben Stein! (Sit down, man...) Bruce Ratner! (Sit down, man...) Glenn Beck! (Sit down, man...) Rand Paul! (Sit down, man...) LL Cool J! (Sit down, man...) Netanyahu! (Sit down, man...) Sarah Palin! (Sit down,...Learn More

[Refrain 4x] Chase Bank, Bank of America [Verse 1: Kool A.D.] Checks, cash, Western Union Moneygram, Western Union Checks, cash, Western Union Oh my god it's Western Union Das Racist, Das Racist [3x] Bring it there again, holla Cop my 50, count 4 American dollars Gas in the vehicle Open up the door, see all the people Checks, cash, Western...Learn More

[Heems] I'm from Queens, man Ain't shit to do but cook Watchin' Tony Bourdain Plus I copped his book Plus I copped his look That means T-shirts and jeans Catch me in my borough chasin' breezers with creame Squeezes with dreams Do you I'mma do me Catch me in my borough burnin' L's, readin' Rumi Flippin' pies, readin' fries I'm advising Kabir,...Learn More

[Hook: Heems] I'm moving up from baloney I'm gettin' guap with my homies We all about the dough, please! Swate Getting love from the OG's Hindu kush by the o.z You never caught me with no phonies Swate [Verse 1: Lakutis] Asleep in your chimney, giggle in the darkness Doll that I made from the hair in your armpits Cut it while you sleeping, staring...Learn More

[Intro] Shut Up, Dude, the mixtape We're rapping for you! [Verse 1: Heems] You know me, I need money Being broke is not funny Sometimes I am not funny Sometimes I am so funny I don't fake patois I'm a big fat twat, Deepak Chopra I'm just cooking okra ? I'm just on soma Feel good, no prob, no prob, no prob See that relax my muscles Brown Kurt...Learn More