ANSWERING MACHINE: "MONDAY, NINE TWENTY-SIX, P.M." STRIPPER (on phone): "I'm so fucking horny. I’m sitting back here in the dressing room touching my pussy and thinking about the Dragon. And, it's torture. Like, I miss it so much and I'm gonna die if I don’t have it. Oh my god, please fuck me. I can't take it anymore! I'm going to die! I'm going...Learn More

WOMAN: "Oh, I've wondered onto the grounds of Dragon Manor. Ah. Oh! What? Pardon? Oh! Oh... my! Frightfully large, I must say." DRAGON BOY SUEDE: Aw yeah, aw yeah What up woman? Are you a freak? I'm a freak. I'll bang you into next week Miami Heat, courtside seat I'll give you something bigger than one of Shaq's feet You'll be addicted once you...Learn More