Oh wow, would you look at the time! It's lunch- Lunchtime, period four! Huh, "Eat Healthy!"... If only we had a better mascot for the kids just to let em know how important eating healthy is! [Sigh] Wait a second, I think I got something. [Psycho laughter] HEY KIDS! ARE YOU GUYS EATING HEALTHY TODAY?!?!?!?! [Grunt] Where'd he go...heh... Hey,...Learn More

Its Earthworm Sally, carrying diseases from Florida to Cali, Florida to Cali! From Florida to Cali... Its Earthworm Sally flying through the air. I'm an earthworm but I don't really care! I'm a barber, I'll do your hair! Its Earthworm Sally, Carrying diseases from Florida to Cali, from Florida...Learn More

Ladies and gentlemen, you may notice something a little bit different about me. MY FACE. This is the face of pain, emotion- just emotional pain and agony. Some bozo in the comments might say: "Hey Albert, looks like your squeezing out a big turd!" ... "Do you need any help with that?" And um, to that I say: "Hey bozo, uh, I had a stomach virus a...Learn More