[Chorus] I don't like this flipnote So I'm clickin' the thumbs down (Loser!) I can't make a decent flip myself So I'll bring everybody down [Verse] It's a form of false reporting It's the coward's way of life You're a punk, you have no morals You still sleep with a night light (You loser!) [Chorus] I don't like this flipnote So I'm clickin' the...Learn More

[Skit] "Alright, son, how 'bout this one?" I wanna be a solar flare, so freakin' bad "No, no, that's, that's too scientific, how 'bout, I got it, I got it" I wanna be a potty chair, so freakin' "No, no, no, that's too, that's too dirty" "That's too dirty?" "Yeah, how 'bout this one?" I wanna be a grizzly bear, so freakin' "Wait, wait, that's too...Learn More

[Chorus] Today I just feel like doing everything I don't wanna lie in my bed I feel like playing slide trombone My time to rest has been postponed 'Cause today I swear I'm gonna do everything [Verse] I'm gonna beat someone up, gonna get a sun tan Gonna buy some new shoes, eat a whole box of crayons Gonna walk right down the streets of Japan Oh yes...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey, false reporter You're a punk, you have no morals You're completely out of order Is this how you settle quarrels? Flagging flips Just to knock them off the top ten list You piece of (Heh heh heh) [Verse 2] Hey, false reporter What it like being so petty? And why are your hands so sweaty? You still snuggle with your teddy You're a...Learn More

[Verse] I wanna be a panda bear, so freakin' bad I'd eat all kinds of food I never had, oh yeah I wanna be on the cover of Zoo Magazine Smiling next to a zebra and a sheep (What's up, zebra?) But every time they close the cage I feel a bit more enraged 'Cause there's nobody who wants to see me, they don't care...Learn More