[Verse: Jay Klaitz and Nils D'Aulaire] I like the way your planet feels I like to smell the daffodils And taste the tasty Earth meals Then swim with timid harbor seals Your planet's stocked with lots of beer Plus I like actor Greg Kinnear But there's one problem still here I can't breathe in your atmosphere [Chorus: Jay Klaitz and Nils...Learn More

[Verse: Jay Klaitz, Jay Klaitz and Nils D'Aulaire] [Jay Klaitz] We're not from around here, as you can plainly see We're just the same, except for our Chromosome Z We're not disagreein' that we're not human beings 'Cause y'all got one liver and we got sixteen Drink with us and you'll see We're the same except for Chromosome Z [Chorus: Jay Klaitz,...Learn More

[Verse: Jay Klaitz and Nils D'Aulaire] I miss the red moons of Hondo and phosphorescent trees I miss the silver rivers flow to seas of gasoline But what I really miss the most, much to my surprise Was red moonlight reflecting in your eyes I miss the pointed prickle-beasts that scurry in the night I miss the swooping laser hawks and the furry...Learn More

[Verse, spoken: Jay Klaitz] Greatest legend in outer space Not meant for Earthlings with timid tastes 'Bout galactic pirates who came from Galvatron Their leader was a five-armed man Didn't show no mercy to aliens To him space piratin' was just too much fun [Chorus, sung: Jay Klaitz and Nils D'Aulaire] Oh Pirate Krong from Galvatron He stole my...Learn More