[Verse 1] I had a dream like Martin Luther that started super Watching the clouds cruise and stars maneuver All the waitresses abandoned their jobs at Hooters And suddenly appeared on the beach rocking bras in Cuba Scrubbing each other's arms with loofah There was Carmen, Uma, and at one point thought I saw Medusa But I wasn't lubing no boobs for...Learn More

[Verse 1] We've been friends a long time but i'm sorry i have to kill you. These rhymes involve minds like Pine Sol dissolves mildew. Allow me to extrapolate, i'll seal a rapper's fate from a ceiling fan with cellophane and some packing tape. Ever since the seventh grade i had to gravitate and when i heard Kane i said 'damn that rapper's great'. So...Learn More

[Verse 1] I can move a crowd with the wave of my hand and if knowledge is a weapon- I'm a dangerous man. MCs be mythologically rockin' the booth, keep on claiming Hercules? Call me Dr.Seuss. In case you didn't get the drift- I'm shootin' gift about books. Most rappers are scared to death- they're scared to look. C'mon player- fill up your mind and...Learn More

[Verse 1] I was talking to this chick, she said "let's go soon", then I was chased by a T-Rex. Geoff Goldblume. Wheels spinnin' in the mud, Th-Thuds closin' in, feet stompin' pedals like Rodney catchin' toes to chin. The reptile was fast and large- don't tell me they're extinct- Cause you haven't seen Jurrassic Park. I ain't playin'- players got...Learn More

[Intro] Chinese Boy: Look, Mister, there's three rules you've gotta follow Billy Peltzer: Yeah, what kind of rules?  Chinese Boy: First of all, keep him out of the light. He hates bright light. Especially sunlight. It'll kill him. And keep him away from water - don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter...Learn More

[Verse 1] I'm broker than your nose when bowes are thrown in your face so I'm steppin' into Walmart like I'm owning the place. Just pillaged Value Village in a suit that looks damn hot, greeted by a creep who thinks he's my grandpa. What's the deal? While y'all are watchin' out for falling prices I'm watching out for stuff to steal. Five finger...Learn More

[Verse 1: Apt] It's the century of U and I’m almost 21, on a boat with a stache life ended by a gun. And the sheep are with the sun and there's kids on the beach, and it's read but they didn’t cuz they're watching TV. Trying to teach everyone their alpha B-E-T's, so we speak in heat with results of varying degrees. I'll be carrying the beats, you...Learn More

[Verse 1: Ghettosocks] Yo, it's the kid with the Megatron grill about to blast Socks without the frames like Optimus Prime without the mask Just don't look right And you're a bad accident out the passenger side window, so don't look right Alpha Flight stencils all outside of your workplace So you always thinking 'bout us when you're out on your...Learn More

[Intro] I threw my hoodie on and said "I'm out for treats" [Verse 1] Watching Count Sockula descend from the throne And wriggle in delight when I send you this poem I'm out for treats, tell your cat to keep six Save my paper so I rap flavor like, 'I need this' Each step I take brings me closer to the goodies Peanut butter oat-meals a pirate's...Learn More

[Verse 1] They say necessity's the mother of invention- correction- Socks is the bad motherfucker who's inventin'. I've created way too many things to mention in a sentence, with more imagination than eleven Jimmy Hensons. I've been working so hard- I invented elbow grease, invented macaroni, and invented velcrow sneaks. I came up with the...Learn More