Gum in my hair Flat tire no spare Church sucks don't car Bummed Oh Brother Oh Brother Oh Brother Oh Brother School is a chore Girlfriend's a whore Grounded what for Bummed I know what you're thinkin all the time I cross my arms and roll my eyes and I know you know why I know what you're thinkin all the time I cross my heart and hope to die and I...Learn More

You do everything I do You say everything I say You wear everything I wear In the exact same way You see what I said I saw You think but I thought it first You draw everything I draw Except you draw it worse You're a copycat (copycat) Copycat (copycat) Copycat (copycat) Copycat You go everywhere I go You stay everywhere I stay You like...Learn More

You really blew it By saying that you were through Yeah you I'm talking to you You shut the door So I moved onto something new Yeah you I'm talking to you And now it doesn't matter to me And now it doesn't matter to me baby And now it doesn't matter to me And now it doesn't matter to me me me me You really blew it By saying that you would...Learn More

Maxed my card out and threw it away Wrote a check that I know I can't pay Borrowed money like yeah okay Well you won't get a dime out of me I forget that I have no money I'm in debt but I think it's funny The government they got nothing on me They won't get a dime out of me So what they turned off my phone So what I can't get a loan So what I...Learn More

All the American TV people Are runnin round telling all these beautiful lies But I don't wanna know the weather Cause everyone keeps telling me whether to die I learned not to trust the news Since you've been making up the truth Fuck you I don't mind I was born to stay inside Hey do you wanna Smoke some marijuana with me Cause I really...Learn More

I went down to the record store To see if they had anything new in Saw you at the register You asked me how I was doin But before I could answer you The air started smelling like death It didn't take long til I figured it out The awful smell was your breath You're talking too close You're breathin on me You're smelling like smoke You're breathin...Learn More

I CAN TELL YOU’RE BLUFFIN BABY YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME BUT IF YOU PLAY IT RIGHT YOU MIGHT STAND A CHANCE SO COME ON AND ANTE DON’T WUSSY OUT DON’T BE A PANSY PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS BABY LET’S DANCE GOT ANY ONES (GO FISH) ANY TWOS (GO FISH) ANY THREE FOUR FIVES I’LL TAKE ‘EM WELL YOU’RE NERVOUS NOW WELL YOU SEE THESE STAKES I’M BOUT TO...Learn More

I wish that everyday could be Daylight Savings Get an extra hour of sleep Get an extra hour to smoke weed I wish that everyday could be Daylight Savings Get an extra hour of sunlight Get an extra hour to get high Cause at 1 it'll be like midnight And at 2 it'll be like one And at 3 it'll be like 2 And at 4 we can still have Fun cause it will only...Learn More