Peace and love and royalty checks and abandoning your children Drinking and drugs and alimony payments and kicking your friends in the head If you are going to do drugs, you should do them when you are a child Adults are too depressed and jaded To just let go and be wild Anxiety will ruin your good time When your a grown up with a closed lid So...Learn More

My lover is serving hard time They say he killed a woman named Ruth What was he doing at her house that night? I don’t want to know know the truth I’m going to bust my lover out tonight I stole my uncle's gun from the drawer We will run by moonlight To my hideout in the moor And if someone has to die So that we can get away I pray his soul will...Learn More

You could bite me And I would bite back I’d be on that shit like a wild bear attack You could shoot me and I’d even play dead And love you absolutely from my six foot bed For you I’d be chaste and faithful Even if there no sex I’d wait centuries for you Or for millennia, give you head You could lie back And watch as civilizations crumble with My...Learn More

My groceries froze in the back of my car I tried to hitchhike to anchor-town didn’t get too far And that theatre chick bitch won't return my calls If I don’t get some release I’m going to kick down some walls I got cabin fever and a nasty case of blue balls I don’t have scarlet fever oh no And I don’t have typhoid fever oh no I got cabin fever...Learn More

A carnies life is a tough life Remember that time you went berserk? It was a disaster that day at the circus You insist your innocent you insist you didn’t start it But the knife throwing man has made you his target And the chameleon man Is giving you bug eyes And the manager is smoking cigars telling lies At the snack stand they ran out of sweet...Learn More

Unique like the lilting shuffle of the bereaved It takes a certain kind of binoculars To see it as naïve A smile that wide is good for business You can discontinue any time you like I’m not finished The ghosts are complaining louder than usual There’s no water from the tap The hired help won’t get here until Tuesday So you’ll just have to go...Learn More

I've been doing this music thing for years But still have yet to make money But I've got this kooky business card But the address sure is funny It calls for an incantation, candles and pentagrams "What kind of business is this?" I think as I sacrifice my lamb Suddenly I am in waiting room Uninspired suckers reading ancient periodicals “are we...Learn More

I heard she's a man eater (watch out boy, she’ll chew you up) But what does that really mean? Who are we to judge what goes on between two consenting adults? Maybe I'd really like it, if she were to eat me? No body likes a star fucker Everybody likes a star So please don't think that I am a star fucker But can I tell you how cool I think you...Learn More

You won’t find my body hanging in a tree You won’t find me sobbing writing forlorn poetry You won’t find me crying in the field by the slough I’ll be dancing in the street Happy that our love is through I’m so glad our love is dead It was suffocating me I couldn’t take the pressure trying To live up to your needs So I’ve been playing pooh...Learn More

Let me tell you a story Of a successful man And the young ruffian who called him dad It doesn’t end the way he had hoped But it doesn’t have to end sad He heard his son would be a great political leader And failing that would be a great religious leader But he wanted him to follow in his footsteps So he tried to influence the future By keeping...Learn More

On a Monday I’m a wreck 'Cause my baby don’t care for me anymore than a speck On Tuesday its cold outside My baby said no, she wouldn’t be my bride On a Wednesday its pouring buckets I asked my baby to dinner and she said fuck it On a Thursday I’m a mess She don’t love me no more she confessed On a Friday the sun done set She said Isaac you...Learn More

Leave me alone Won’t you leave me alone? There is nothing but disdain for you in my heart Leave me alone Please leave me alone I detest you, I deplore you I demand you depart Please go away Before you wake father You know we’re just throwing your letters away He won’t let you marry me so why do you bother? I’m also getting tirеd of the pebbles at...Learn More