[Intro: Garry Knight] Look at you standing there fine as hell This is your lucky day baby Hop on! [Verse 1] The rain came on so you ran into the stop The mascara running down your face kinda makes you look hot You ain't been waiting long, on the horizon there’s a glow You feel the bass pump through your feet, as it pulls up slow [Chorus] Come get...Learn More

[Verse 1] He's shit at his job, he was shit at school He's only good at one thing, but you gotta admit it's cool Throughout the week, he seems kinda dull But just wait 'till the weekend when he goes out on the prowl [Chorus] Making shapes, oh what a star The way he moves his body makes you want to remove your bra Making shapes, owning the room You...Learn More

[Intro: Garry Knight] Uh oh, here she comes It’s 5 o’clock somewhere right? Hahaha Better lock up that liquor cabinet, she’s thirsty! [Verse 1] It’s been a long day, she’s put those kids to bed It’s time to chill out, relax and clear her head The time has finally come, she’s a beast of pure desire Hears the lid drop off, it consumes her like a...Learn More

[Verse 1] In the market looking for a shag? My purple love bumps are waiting in my net bag If you're lookin' for your hole Look no further than my fruit bowl [Chorus] Oh baby baby, take a hold of these plums They’re juicy, they’re ripe and they’re two for one Oh baby baby, take a hold of these plums They’re juicy, they’re ripe and they’re two for...Learn More

[Chorus] Up, down, left, right, Front Bum Shuffle Good god those knickers look tight Wriggle, wriggle, pluck, pluck, Front Bum Shuffle Looks real awkward when they ain't sitting right [Interlude: Garry Knight] Isn't it itchy baby? - Yeah, well, sometimes it is Does it hurt? - Not all of the time Can you pee straight? - Straight as you How does it...Learn More

[Verse 1] We're all alone, got nothing else to do Let's go upstairs I want to have a bath with you Have a bath, have a bath, rub-a-dub-dub Have a bath, have a bath, rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub, dub-dub [Chorus 1] Come here baby, you shave me and ill shave you Tidy up our business its lookin' so smooth Shining in the bathroom light like a freshly polished...Learn More

[Chorus] (You got to love it don't cha) (You got to love it don't cha) (You got to love it don't cha) Caravan Holiday [Verse 1] You wake up in the morning, think today’s the day Throw all your shit in the car, it’s a Caravan Holiday (yeah) Get on the motorway, just a 9 hour drive away Kids are screaming in the back seat, it’s a Caravan Holiday!...Learn More

[Verse 1: Garry Knight] Oh me oh my baby, look at you Can't take my eyes off you You got me feeling… uh Ain’t even touched you yet And already, I feel like, oh, I’m gonna Here it comes baby… here it comes [Chorus] I wanna know was it as good for you baby, as it was for me Did it do it for you? Cause I'm done, gettin' pretty sleepy You really...Learn More

[Verse 1] Eyelashes on, you’ve put on your face Picked out your best outfit, let's get out of this place [Pre-Chorus] Pull up outside the club, lookin' good and feelin' nice Walk up to the front of the queue, get hit with a nasty surprise [Chorus] It’s a Fiver for the cloakroom, we’ve just walked in the door You've just took half of my cash,...Learn More

[Intro: Garry Knight] That boy's got style! [Verse 1] Prada shoes this boy ain’t got But he still turns heads when he walks out the charity shop [Pre-Chorus] He don't need money to keep looking sassy (sassy) Don't hold him back from pulling those lassies (lassies) [Chorus] Here come, Stylemaster (Stylemaster) Makes you look like a piece of shit...Learn More