You bought me a ring, well, that bought you time But it don't mean a thing 'til I know you're mine Oh, I've been patient (she's been patient) I've been patient We've dated and dated and waited and waited But we'd have to pick a song And we'd have to pick a date And who'd wear the dress and who'd wear the suit And who would we get to...Learn More

Please move in, we've dated for all of two weeks straight Your place is so small and it's ten whole minutes away It smells like smoke, but you don't use cigarettes And there's never enough three pronged electric outlets You could sublet to a co-worker, just don't mention the aggressive raccoons Then we could go to the market, we could kiss in the...Learn More

If I could wave a wand And the house could be clean But you know keeping tidy Is poisonous to me I would if I could I'll try to improve If there were a phrase To keep my anxiety at bay Those would be the first raspy words I would speak every day I would if I could I'll try to improve So next time I'm crabby And I take it out on you Thanks for...Learn More

If you got a disease that took away the use of your knees Forced your life to freeze, depression swarmed you like a gaggle of bees, well I'm pretty sure, I'm almost positive I'll stick around 'Cause I can't stop loving you even when you're down When you buy a house a mile and a half from your parents And you want me to get a job within a 30 mile...Learn More

Let's confuse the neighbors we're just too busy to mow Watching from the basement the yard grows out of control And it keeps getting taller and taller It's nature's cruelest carpet And it grows and it grows What the weeds and grass don't know That we're inside tapping toes with a grin Putting off giving that garden a trim But the shame bell that...Learn More

Never trust men Never trust men Never trust men Never trust men They will only leave you And break your heart and cheat on you And never call you anymore I was at the grocery store looking for some crock pot chili ideas I was reaching for a can of red kidney beans and my cart gets bumped I looked over and it was a man When I go to get my hair...Learn More

We used to be more motivated with each other Well, that was before we shared pillows and covers Now I wake up and you're right next to me snoring You're making it hard to get up in the morning So let's set some ground rules but let's not go crazy I like being busy but love makes me lazy And we get to cuddle when we watch TV But please make me do...Learn More