From the corners of the Earth, they come They come to prove what they are worth, what they're worth Achtung, Germany, au revoir, France Adiós, Argentina, you don't stand a chance Mia dogo, Togo, hasta luego, Spain You can all save yourselves a whole World Cup of pain Because England's gonna win the World Cup So wear your England kits And hold your...Learn More

Father taught me wisdom Grandma taught me truth My teachers taught me many things that helped me through my youth But mum, the things you taught me were better than all that Like how to strip a rifle down in fifteen seconds flat When you were on maneuvers I couldn't sleep at all Till I saw your laser crosshairs flickering gently down the hall And...Learn More

Here in the middle of the night I fear that something isn't right It's clear that struggle as I might I can't get to sleep No, I can't get to sleep What if our cat is gay? What if he fancies me? What if I'm a gay cat trapped inside a straight man's body? What if the ceiling fell down? What if I never woke up? What if I did wake up but in a...Learn More

I can't recommend that you spend Christmas in prison! No jingle bells, just prison cells It's Christmas in prison! For a Christmas prank, you get Christmas shanked It's Christmas in prison! You don't get the kind of present you hoped for if you drop your soap on the floor It's Christmas in prison! Forget about that sleigh ride, 'cause you're...Learn More

So it's Christmas again When break-ins isn't just what burglars do Cause Santa Claus is in that business too A Merry Payday Christmas to you So it's Christmas again A season when even the thiefs are kind And might just leave a little loot behind A Merry Payday Christmas to you Merry Christmas to you Everybody in our global crew May your heists go...Learn More