I was at a charity dinner For kids with trouble talking I had to shush the table, (shh) Cause Tanya kept talking.  (Hey, keep it down!) The keynote speaker He was donating computers I was listening to the guy And was packing a reuben [Chorus] Cause I'm Kenny Kenny Dennis Cause I'm Kenny Kenny Dennis One day I was on the train I had to choke a...Learn More

[Verse 1] I couldn’t even walk right I already had a broken leg You still beat me down, I’m on the ground You stabbed me my in my ear Couldn’t even hear I’m a alcoholic, you gave me all that beer I had a cataract, what did you do? You punched me in my eye When I said I wanted to die, you said ‘try’ The weed got me high You didn’t have to put them...Learn More