(1-2-3-4) I need some fuckin' drugs Do you know what I mean? I need to get away From this ugly scene Well, I need therapy, I need space I need teenage pussy sittin' on my face Straighten up, straighten out Good luck, pal, it's too late 1-2! Ya bonehead The teenage bonehead A teenage bonehead Teenage bonehead Keep smokin' that pot Keep bein' a...Learn More

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine I told her that I was a flop with chics I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is Love Potion Number...Learn More

[Verse 1] Girl, you got this need to know what I'm all about There is something that you dig you can't figure out Well now, you wanna know what moves my soul And what ticks inside of my brain But I've got this need I just can't control And it's a-drivin' me insane, I can't take it [Chorus] Because I'm hungry for those good things, baby Hungry...Learn More

I need some gas money I need some gas money Man if you really wanna go You gotta come up with some dough I need some gas money Well every time i'm in your car No matter where or how we are You try to get my cash Cause you say you're out of gas Stay just where we are I need some gas money......Learn More

[Verse 1] Here I am All alone and all dressed up to kill Because I'd much rather be with the boys Than be with you [Verse 2] Here I am With the gang, I don't care where you are Because I'd much rather be with the boys Than be with you [Bridge] I hold up my head up high when I walk down the street Now I'm a man, I'm standing on my own two...Learn More

I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night When an XKE pulled up on the right And rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag And challenged me then and there to a drag I said, "You're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine Let's come off the line now, at Sunset and Vine But I'll throw you one better if you've got the nerve Let's race all the way To...Learn More

[Spoken] MOM: Hello? JOE: Hi Mom, it's me BOTH: AHHHHH!!! I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk Because every night I come home drunk Hi Mom, it's me, that fucking little shit The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit [Guitar lead] I know you think my band's just a waste of time Those beer cans you found in my room weren't...Learn More

Some folks like water Some folks like wine But I like the taste Of straight strychnine (hey, hey) You may think it's funny That I like this stuff But once you've tried it You can't get enough (wow!) Wine is red Poison is blue Strychnine is good For what's ailin' you (wow!) Wine is red Poison is blue Strychnine is good For what's ailin' you...Learn More

[Verse 1] When some loud braggart tries to put me down And says his school is great I tell him right away "Now what's the matter buddy Ain't you heard of my school It's number one in the state" [Chorus] So be true to your school now Just like you would to your girl or guy Be true to your school now And let your colors fly Be true to your...Learn More

[Chorus] Valleri I love her, Valleri [Verse 1] There's a girl I know who makes me feel so good And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could [Chorus] They call her Valleri I love her, Valleri [Spoken] Oh, yeah Come on [Verse 2] She's the same little girl who used to hang around my door But she sure looks different than the way she looked...Learn More