[Chorus] I'm a big country fuck-head I'd do anything to get these balls wet But lord knows life is hardest When your balls are blue I guess I'll fuck my horses But momma says it's disgusting You need a woman for your tender loving Well lord knows, she don't know shit How come she can't see How sexy fucking a horse is [Guitar solo] [Verse...Learn More

[Verse 1] I met a guy the other day His name was your fucking Dad Oh I really wish that I could say I did not fuck his ass Well I’m sure the thought of such a thing Might trouble your little soul Oh because god forbid that I spread my jizz Inside your dad’s butthole [Pre-Chorus] But I did Yes I did And he liked it Hey guess what It’s kind of...Learn More