Jumping up and down on public transportation Moses in a dress is addressing the nation I got plans for the man I got the fire inside Walking down Wall Street, raining businessmen Hand some money to a cop cuz policemen are your friends Searching for the Buddha underneath the apple tree Who knows the words of wisdom and speaks them unto me Maybe...Learn More

Oh, otters never cry Cuz they always got the water in their eye And baby when I die I wanna be an otter Otters sure can swim I got an otter and I named it Tim I sure do admire him I wanna be an otter Otters might not work But that doesn’t make the otter a jerk I wanna be Tim Otter Quirk I wanna be an otter Now you might think it’s dumb To wanna...Learn More

Justin Beland had a lasting affair With a lovely mustard and horseradish heir Her name’s Taryn Gold and she likes our band too He has the best answer when asked what ya do He lobbies hard for amputees Gets them protheses they need I’m gonna go out on a limb We need more people like him Cam Patterson lives down in Arkansas Each day he snatches life...Learn More

There’s no one on the road And that’s all right with me I’m driving all alone But I’ve got company, you see The navigator smiles The road goes on for miles There’s an ocean on my right Am I driving north or south Well I don’t know Even a factory’s pretty Alone by the sea A factory can be pretty The navigator agrees with me The fog is rolling...Learn More

Walking down the city streets My favorite sneakers on my feet Shine so bright they hurt my eyes There is magic in the sky Behind the windows And in the shadows I like the picture in my hotel room It is bolted to the wall I like the lights Outside my window I like the long walk down the hall Never work Get around get around the hardest part Never...Learn More

The path to the house -- the path is overgrown The door swings open -- there is no one home They say a man lived here many years ago But what happened to this man no one knows No one knows They say he had -- he had some magic friends And they all met -- they all met tragic ends Banished and scattered the wizards died And now all the legends lie The...Learn More

I don’t like it when there’s no beer There’s no beer now and I feel that way And I don’t like it when you’re not here So why don’t you just go away I really like it when you talk to me But then I figure I’ve said to much And I like it a whole lot when I get things for free Sometimes it’s nice just to be touched Walk and talk and walk some...Learn More

Thirteen hurting nite-lite years Spent sitting at the kiddie table Till an uncle coughs and chokes and goes And then there’s room for you Eighteen screaming recess bodies Bursting through the sky Little burning third grade pilots Trying their best to fly And they’re just as mad as you And they don’t know what to do And they’re stubbing toes and...Learn More

Just around the bend There are some people They're gonna be our friends Just around the bend It's spring then summer Then spring then spring again Around the bend This road has got to end Sweat in my eye My head it aches my feet they hurt Throat is getting dry My fingernails are caked with dirt This is not what I asked for This was meant for...Learn More

The sun’s sinking into the sea It looks like the end of me It’s burning up the sea That sun it burned up me Just once There’s steam rising off the bay Everyone get out of its way This world’s inside my head My head’s inside this world I bought myself a little souvenir Stupid little T-Shirt says I was here Those waves are waving at me Why can’t...Learn More

I’m so I’m so I’m so Frustrated Yeah, yeah frustrated Yeah, yeah Your friends Your friends Your friends are so Overrated Yeah, yeah frustrated Yeah, yeah Here I am on my knees Stop and start no release This lab rat wants his cheese This is the sound Of one man snapping Everything has been Confiscated Yeah, yeah, frustrated Yeah yeah “Sit down...Learn More

It’s a great big city mostly ugly partly pretty Eight million souls surround him but he’s utterly alone He lives high above the ground and he rarely makes a sound He’s in charge of everything His name is King Fred His fortress of power is a hundred year old tower It used to be the only one But the buildings got taller and the people got...Learn More