[Verse 1] I was in the garden with my Tories Tryna sip a little beer It was BYOB Had a case of Corona or three A couple MP's grinding up on me But you couldn't go to funerals Or see your nan when she was lonely That's what I call hypocrisy [Verse 2] It was just a quick bevvy Breaking the rules But I swear we didn't know Just a work event with my...Learn More

[Chorus] Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler She got the cake, bake-off Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy) Red wine, Merlot She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr) Posh girl, raised in the city Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty [Verse 1] I'm in love with an MP Bottoms up 'til the...Learn More

[Intro] (It Wasn't Me) [Chorus 1] The Sun newspaper caught me red-handed Creeping with the Tory next door *It wasn't me* Said she wanted Some of that Matt HanCock Banging on my Downing Street door How could I forget I wasn't wearing any PPE Though she hasn't had her vaccination She got a little prick from me [Verse 1] Mr. Hancock, tell me Are you...Learn More

[Hook]: Man's got a rover and a yacht And I pay the chauffeur a lot Taking aim, going for the shot Hopefully I'll hit me a fox Use the fur to knit me a top Can't we go back in time to the 1980's? 'Cause now when I clart down a fox everyone hates me (They hate me) [Verse]: Leng a fox down with my car keys Fans call me P but I'm more like an F E D...Learn More

[Intro] Tory MPs Yeah I got some of these *ad-libs in Skepta* (What you mean, what you mean?) [Chorus] Yeah That’s Priti Acts like a wasteman That’s Priti Tries to replace man That’s Priti Deports immigrants and refugees Yeah I used to own a blue tee Put it in the bin ‘Cus I’m not a Tory MP Yeah I used to think she was cute But she tried to...Learn More