[Lyric] A Brilliant Meal feat. Scrandem (Yung munch)

[Intro: yung munch]
Oh I'm well hungry
Just had a massive pint
[Laughter]

[Hook: Scrandem]
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)

[Verse 1: yung munch]
We're the best you know its true
Ignore that lying ass two star review
Our pizza is great so is our kebab
If you say otherwise your a lonely drag
1.99 that's for the chip
Oh look mate fucking free dip
To tired to walk, we can deliver
Admire our speed it will make you quiver
[Hook: Scrandem]
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)

[Verse 2: yung munch]
Now I know that y'all or poor so I'll give you a deal
Six chicken wings and chips makes a brilliant meal
I hear you say thats basic but think again
For 3.29 my chicken should be in the bargain bin
Oh look its 7 o'clock
No more chicken in the chicken shop
You ask me why and tell you theres no more
Little do you know i dropped it on the floor
Accidents happen but racks has your back
Oi lads get out this ain't the place for dealing crack

Oi lads get out this ain't the place for dealing crack

[Hook: Scrandem]
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)
[Verse 3: yung munch]
All of my life folks wanted grades that go wow
I told them 'fuck you' and now I make good kung pow
You want noodles I hear you say
Come down to Wans I can make bare if you pay
If you can't pay up thats pretty sad
Get my boys to do you in, and maybe you're dad
Chinese mafia yakuza too
No idea of the things wan could do to you

[Hook: Scrandem]
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)

[Verse 4: yung munch]
Back off Wans you’re full of shite
Let me tell y’all bout tasty bite
Now we know that our pizzas aren't the best
But for 7.99 what the hell do you expect
You think we got the pizzas wrong but were not thick
We perfected the shit out of the mozzarella stick
People from all over come far and wide
Just to get a sweet taste of our cheesy side
[Hook: Scrandem]
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)

[Verse 5: yung munch]
It's half past 3 and I've just left hippodrome
Gonna have to grab a kebab to take home
Chic-o-land the bastards they have shut up early
How am I meant to feed the freshly pulled girly?
Like a star on the horizon, it's eden kebab
Service so fast won't have to wait for the cab
Me and the lass were ready with the food
Now time to get home and eat in the nude

[Hook: Scrandem]
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
It's a brilliant meal
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)

It's a brilliant meal
Wow that was amazing
It's a brilliant deal
Fuck me best meal
It's a brilliant meal
I am so full
It's a brilliant deal
(Chicken out now)
Like a symphony in my mouth