[Verse]
Dug through the trash and found a mousepad
I don't go near toddlers they smell so bad
Scammed your mom out of some toothpaste
Ran up to a beacon and it gave me haste (Bell Ringing)
Picked up an old book, that junk was cursed
Scammed your aunt out of a Starburst
Running off with stacks in my bag like a robber
Scammed your little brother out of a door knobber
My barber said I was outta pocket
Scammed your grandma out of a golden locket
Scammed your stepdad out of his toy Bop It (bop it!)
Uncle talking and I said "Yo sock it"
Scammed your dad out of favorite shoes
Got a cup of joe I ain't talkin blues clues
Mess with me you'll die like Polybius
Went to a urinal and couldn't takе a piss (No pee)
Scammed your cousin out of Playstation (Gaming)
Bars make you brainwashed likе Alex Mason (Numbers)
Not gonna wait in line at a rollercoaster (Bruh)
Scammed your pet goldfish out of a coaster
Shoved a goldfish down a toaster
Aimed straight at these animals like a poacher (Boom)
Wielding this Raygun from the mystery box (Pow)
This ain't Dora I won't get robbed by a fox (Uh-uhh)
Scammed your mayor out of an entire park (Rosa)
I got the big iron, man like Tony Stark (Avengers)
Scammed your sister out of a 10 piece
Ain't no Malcolm In The Middle I'm not Reese
Popped a perc and saw into the future (Future)
Next album gonna have verse by future (Future)
Scammed a kid named Ryan Toy Review
I hurt my jaw so bad I can't even chew
I be smoking Marlboro on the daily
Recording this at 4:44 call me Jay-Z
Scammed a hospital patient out of femur
Took a cleveland steamer on a lemur
Called the police then I put them on hold
Scammed a cop out of a styrofoam bowl
Red dot sight aimed when I see you
Equipped my heat with a scope like Black Ops 2
Dug through the trash and found a mousepad
I don't go near toddlers they smell so bad
Scammed your mom out of some toothpaste
Ran up to a beacon and it gave me haste (Bell Ringing)
Picked up an old book, that junk was cursed
Scammed your aunt out of a Starburst
Running off with stacks in my bag like a robber
Scammed your little brother out of a door knobber
My barber said I was outta pocket
Scammed your grandma out of a golden locket
Scammed your stepdad out of his toy Bop It (bop it!)
Uncle talking and I said "Yo sock it"
Scammed your dad out of favorite shoes
Got a cup of joe I ain't talkin blues clues
Mess with me you'll die like Polybius
Went to a urinal and couldn't takе a piss (No pee)
Scammed your cousin out of Playstation (Gaming)
Bars make you brainwashed likе Alex Mason (Numbers)
Not gonna wait in line at a rollercoaster (Bruh)
Scammed your pet goldfish out of a coaster
Shoved a goldfish down a toaster
Aimed straight at these animals like a poacher (Boom)
Wielding this Raygun from the mystery box (Pow)
This ain't Dora I won't get robbed by a fox (Uh-uhh)
Scammed your mayor out of an entire park (Rosa)
I got the big iron, man like Tony Stark (Avengers)
Scammed your sister out of a 10 piece
Ain't no Malcolm In The Middle I'm not Reese
Popped a perc and saw into the future (Future)
Next album gonna have verse by future (Future)
Scammed a kid named Ryan Toy Review
I hurt my jaw so bad I can't even chew
I be smoking Marlboro on the daily
Recording this at 4:44 call me Jay-Z
Scammed a hospital patient out of femur
Took a cleveland steamer on a lemur
Called the police then I put them on hold
Scammed a cop out of a styrofoam bowl
Red dot sight aimed when I see you
Equipped my heat with a scope like Black Ops 2
( Lil Calorie )
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