[Lyric] Havin Surgery While Rockin the Polka Dot Pants (Ded ihn uh hul)

[Verse 1]
I was in the kitchen...
Was eating pie all day...
And then the vomit came
And now I am on my way...
To the hospital!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm havin' surgery on my face
Sittin' in a chair in a public place
I'm havin' surgery and this ain't chance...
Because today I'm rockin' my polka dot pants!

[Chorus]
Oh!
I'm havin' surgery!
And this ain't luxury!
But it's meant to be!
'Cause I'm rockin' my polka dot pants!

[Verse 2]
I'm sittin' in my chair...
My sister is breathing in my hair...
My face is a gory sight...
But I'm rockin' my polka dot pants tonight!
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm longin' for some more pie
Instead, I got a tube in my thigh
Surgery is givin' me cramps
Because today I'm rockin' my polka dot pants...

[Chorus]
Oh!
I'm havin' surgery!
And this ain't luxury!
But it's meant to be!
'Cause I'm rockin' my polka dot pants!

[Breakdown]
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