[Lyric] I wanna eat the turtle (The Tuckies)

[Intro]
Hey brother everything you're about to hear is completely and totally true
This is admissible in court and this is my confession and admission of guilt
All of the Vipers were complicit in this crime

[Verse 1]
Chilling in the penthouse
Phone rings, Chaos
Something wrong?
"Turtle time"
OK, boss

Karl, Kay and Tony
They all know me
Them's the homies
Seven grand for the turtle
Courtesy of Boney

Epic chase, lose the cops
Shout out homeboy Chops
Now we're rowdy
At the Foundry
Got the turtlе sleeping soundly
Bad guy's speech, no defeat
Now it's time to fеast
Eat his feet
Beat his meat
Got this turtle tasting sweet

Force-feed the cops
With my boy Peter
Everybody here is now a turtle-eater
Finally, he's all mine
Now it's turtle time
At last in the pot, tasted divine

[Chorus]
I wanna eat the turtle
He works at the hospital
I wanna eat the turtle
He works at the hospital

[Verse 2]
You want a bite bro
Well I got turtle to spare
You don't gotta be shy
Just pull up a chair
Turtle tail on a plate
Turtle blood in my hair
I got three words:
Turtle skin underwear
I just go into a pet shop
Leave with a killstreak
Meal prep
Turtle every day of the work week
I got a fact that'll Knock you off your feet
The bird's not the only animal with a beak

Fresh meat, green skin
Man I'm bout to sin
I got turtle on my plate
Better hope you brought a bib

If you want a little bite
You can take a little bit
Just open up your mouth
Cause here comes the aeroplane
Shit!

[Chorus]
I wanna eat the turtle
He works at the hospital
I wanna eat the turtle
He works at the hospital

[Verse 3, Carl]
Carl-fuckin'-Schwarz
Yeah you know the deal
I eat a bitch turtle with every fuckin' meal
I even eat it live
And I hear the turtle squeal
(Turtle squeal)
Got twenty empty shells in the automobile
See a turtle in the wild
Now I start to stalk
Creep up on that bitch
And I pull out the Glock

Police find the body
Outline it in chalk
But it's time to chug some turtle blood
Enough talk

I'll tell you what I'll do
Brown or green or blue
If you a fucking turtle
Then I'm coming for you

[Chorus, Carl]
I wanna eat the turtle
He works at the hosidal
I wanna eat the turtle
He works at the hosidal

[Outro, Kay]
Turtle soup is loved
In both China and Japan
And I wanna try that shit
So let's eat a turtle man