[Lyric] Three Merry High School Men Go to Bel-Air/Hold the Cheese Unplugged (Canada Dry)

[Intro: Canada Dry Man]
It's Canada Dry

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
One, two, three, four

[unknown singers A]
Three merry men be we, be we
Three merry men be we
Three merry men be we, be we
Three merry men be we

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just stay where you are
[3 beat mumble] Bel-Air

[To Be Declared & unknown singer C]
Somebody once told me (The start)
The world is gonna roll me (Of something new)
[DJ Scotch & Soda, To Be Declared & unknown singer C]
In West Philadelphia born and raised (I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed) (It feels so right)
On the playground is where I spent most of my days (To be here with you)
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool (She was lookin' kinda dumb) (And now)
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school (With her finger and her thumb) (Looking in your eyes)
When a couple of guys who were up to no good (In the shape of an L) (I feel it in my heart)
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood (On her forehead)
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
Brr-daw-daw-deh-down-daw
Dun-dun-deh-duh-dum-dum
Dum ba-doo-doo-doo
Do do-do dun-dun dun dun
Dun dun-dun-dun-dun dun dun
Ba-da doot doot
Dun duh-dun dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[unknown singer D]
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
[unknown singers A]
Three merry men be
We

[Canada Dry Man]
It's Canada Dry

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
Ok, we're gonna do we gon' do take 1 of Hold Thy Peace now
At this point, like, everybody in the—

[Canada Dry Man]
It's Canada Dry (Oh my God)

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
Do it!
Start it off, Jacks—

[unknown singers A & DJ Scotch & Soda]
Hold thy peace
I prithee hold thy peace
Thou knave (Cut it, cut it)
Thou knave (Cut it) (Bitch) (Cut it)
Hold thy peace (Cut it, cut it) (Got a penis, bitch)
I prithee hold thy peace (Cut it, cut it) (Got a penis, bitch)
Thou knave/Thou knave (Cut it, cut it) (Got a penis, bitch)
Thou knave/Hold thy peace (Cut it, cut it) (Got a penis, bitch)
I prithee hold thy peace (You need to cut it!) (Got a penis, bitch)
Thou knave (Got a penis) (Wait)
[Outro: Canada Dry Man]
It's Canada Dry