[Lyric] Top-Dollar Survivalist Hardware (The Loud Family)

[Intro]
(Top-dollar)
I'm a fighter
(Survivalist hardware)
Use kung-fu each time I can
(Top-dollar)
Not that I like it
(Survivalist hardware)
Not that it's really what I am
(How did you come to this sorry impasse?)
Where does the line between
(Top-dollar)
Defended
(Survivalist)
And defensive
(Survival)
Stand?

[Chorus]
Tour Eiffel, Napoleon
Names and places that are living all along
Do me a favor, forget me quick when I'm gone
[Verse 1]
Alexander lived in times before the Duke of Earl
The Greeks all told him that he threw the discus like a girl
He didn't have a healthy outlet for his anger
So he took over the world
L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction protégé
Couldn't stand to watch his royalties get taxed away
Now big celebs are walking 'round who think he's Jesus
What would David Koresh say?

[Chorus]
Tour Eiffel, Napoleon
Names and places that are living all along
Do me a favor, forget me quick when I'm gone

[Verse 2]
This is when it all stops being fun, Madison
This is when they don't care where you're from
This is when there's no one last dry run, Madison
This is when you do or do not come

[Chorus]
Tour Eiffel, Napoleon
Names and places that are living all along
Do me a favor, forget me quick when I'm gone
[Verse 3]
This is when skin burns if there's hot sun, Madison
This is when the slow horse thieves get hung

[Outro]
Top-dollar survivalist
Survival, servile, vile