Everyone needs to have a fucking goal in life. I have goals, you have goals, we all have fucking goals in life! Besides one group of people… well technically… I guess they have a weird fucking goal in life. Which is to annoy the living fuck out of people who don’t follow their system.
Fucking vegetarians!
I am being serious, folks.
Nothing pisses me off more than vegetarians that try to push their eating lifestyle into your life. Just leave me the fuck alone, let me eat what I want to eat!
Do we have any vegetarians in the crowd tonight?
Bunch of fucking little pussy’s you guys are.
I love to golf, I love to steer-ride, I love to eat fucking red meat.
The all fucking American lifestyle man! There is nothing better than sucking down a triple half-pounder burger at one in the morning. I only eat meat that comes from cattle that drink Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. I am serious, Nah, I am, believe me.
Only special cows that are raised in southern Kentucky that drink bourbon, and smoke two packs a day of Camel non-filters. I’m telling you, the best goddamn meat on this planet comes from these cows that are raised on this diet.
I have a few family members that are vegetarian and vegan and good for them. But don’t push their diet onto me. If I want to eat a fucking thirty-two-ounce t-bone steak, let me fucking eat it. I don’t care that Daisy the fucking cow got butchered for my liking. Let me eat what I want to fucking eat!
I tried eating vegetarian. I know folks, that’s pretty fucking shocking… isn’t it. For a total of one week, I lived on a vegetarian diet. I felt like a fucking wimp going to a steakhouse one night with a few mates. “What can I get for your sir?”
“Carrots, and fucking salad?”
Fuck that… give me a live hog and let me butcher it in-house. Let me carve off what I want to eat now, and the rest of the hog I can take home for leftovers!
Fucking vegetarians man!
One time I was at a steakhouse in Oak Park with a few friends and there were a whole group of hipster vegans sitting at the table right across from us. And what baffles me is… why the fuck would you go to a steakhouse and order a salad and bitch to other patrons about ordering a nice fat juicy fucking steak. Saying I hope you like eating a helpless animal. Shut the fuck up!
I get how certain vegetarians just don’t like the taste of meat and alright’s that fucking cool. It’s a fucking personal preference… good for you.
But now they don’t want to eat meat because before the animal got its neck slit and butchered for my satisfaction, they lived in disgusting, abusive conditions. Before they were brutally murdered for commercial reasons. What the fuck am I saying?
I don’t care about that… all I fucking care about is how well done my fucking steak is and my order of mashed potatoes. That’s all I fucking care about, just let me eat my fucking steak in peace.
Let me tell you folks, why this is a load of bullshit of the vegetarian and their ‘saving the animal’ mindset.
Now if any of you folks in the audience are one of these types of fucking people that don’t want to eat meat because the animals were tortured or whatever bullshit thing you want to throw out at me and my meat-eating ways. Just leave, because the next hour is going to piss you the fuck off!
Vegetarians have failed at trying to save the animals, they just need to give up. I’m never going to fucking change my meat-eating lifestyle. Hell, if their mindset is that the animals are fucking innocent little creatures who just want to fucking live their life in peace and harmony. Your fucking wrong!
I can tell you this… if there is a fucking lion and he sees a human, is he going to stop and fucking ponder whether or not to mall you to death? No, he’s going to fucking mall you to death, whether you like it or not, because he doesn’t fucking care about what your life is like. It’s the fucking food chain! The goddamn circle of life folks.
Vegetarians are just miserable human-fucking-beings, who take out their anger and claim that people who fucking eat meat take out their desire on an innocent creature because meat fucking tastes good.
While they are over there in the fucking corner holding their dicks and munching on a bitter-ass stem of broccoli. Oh yeah!
I’m like “how the fuck do you get your protein?” “Yeah, I eat a lot of fucking soy and veggies!”
You fucking soy-boy pussy!
What the fuck?
What the fuck do they drink fucking? Fucking almond milk right from the almond titty? Is that what the fuck they like?
What makes me mad about vegans and vegetarians or whatever they like to be fucking called… is that they don’t give a fuck about the vegetables. Like they’re going to give a fuck about animals, but they don’t give any fucks about the vegetable’s feelings. Plants are living fucking creatures too!
But they don’t give two fucking shit’s man. That’s why I eat fucking meat because I care about the plant’s feelings.
Fucking vegetarians!
I am being serious, folks.
Nothing pisses me off more than vegetarians that try to push their eating lifestyle into your life. Just leave me the fuck alone, let me eat what I want to eat!
Do we have any vegetarians in the crowd tonight?
Bunch of fucking little pussy’s you guys are.
I love to golf, I love to steer-ride, I love to eat fucking red meat.
The all fucking American lifestyle man! There is nothing better than sucking down a triple half-pounder burger at one in the morning. I only eat meat that comes from cattle that drink Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. I am serious, Nah, I am, believe me.
Only special cows that are raised in southern Kentucky that drink bourbon, and smoke two packs a day of Camel non-filters. I’m telling you, the best goddamn meat on this planet comes from these cows that are raised on this diet.
I have a few family members that are vegetarian and vegan and good for them. But don’t push their diet onto me. If I want to eat a fucking thirty-two-ounce t-bone steak, let me fucking eat it. I don’t care that Daisy the fucking cow got butchered for my liking. Let me eat what I want to fucking eat!
I tried eating vegetarian. I know folks, that’s pretty fucking shocking… isn’t it. For a total of one week, I lived on a vegetarian diet. I felt like a fucking wimp going to a steakhouse one night with a few mates. “What can I get for your sir?”
“Carrots, and fucking salad?”
Fuck that… give me a live hog and let me butcher it in-house. Let me carve off what I want to eat now, and the rest of the hog I can take home for leftovers!
Fucking vegetarians man!
One time I was at a steakhouse in Oak Park with a few friends and there were a whole group of hipster vegans sitting at the table right across from us. And what baffles me is… why the fuck would you go to a steakhouse and order a salad and bitch to other patrons about ordering a nice fat juicy fucking steak. Saying I hope you like eating a helpless animal. Shut the fuck up!
I get how certain vegetarians just don’t like the taste of meat and alright’s that fucking cool. It’s a fucking personal preference… good for you.
But now they don’t want to eat meat because before the animal got its neck slit and butchered for my satisfaction, they lived in disgusting, abusive conditions. Before they were brutally murdered for commercial reasons. What the fuck am I saying?
I don’t care about that… all I fucking care about is how well done my fucking steak is and my order of mashed potatoes. That’s all I fucking care about, just let me eat my fucking steak in peace.
Let me tell you folks, why this is a load of bullshit of the vegetarian and their ‘saving the animal’ mindset.
Now if any of you folks in the audience are one of these types of fucking people that don’t want to eat meat because the animals were tortured or whatever bullshit thing you want to throw out at me and my meat-eating ways. Just leave, because the next hour is going to piss you the fuck off!
Vegetarians have failed at trying to save the animals, they just need to give up. I’m never going to fucking change my meat-eating lifestyle. Hell, if their mindset is that the animals are fucking innocent little creatures who just want to fucking live their life in peace and harmony. Your fucking wrong!
I can tell you this… if there is a fucking lion and he sees a human, is he going to stop and fucking ponder whether or not to mall you to death? No, he’s going to fucking mall you to death, whether you like it or not, because he doesn’t fucking care about what your life is like. It’s the fucking food chain! The goddamn circle of life folks.
Vegetarians are just miserable human-fucking-beings, who take out their anger and claim that people who fucking eat meat take out their desire on an innocent creature because meat fucking tastes good.
While they are over there in the fucking corner holding their dicks and munching on a bitter-ass stem of broccoli. Oh yeah!
I’m like “how the fuck do you get your protein?” “Yeah, I eat a lot of fucking soy and veggies!”
You fucking soy-boy pussy!
What the fuck?
What the fuck do they drink fucking? Fucking almond milk right from the almond titty? Is that what the fuck they like?
What makes me mad about vegans and vegetarians or whatever they like to be fucking called… is that they don’t give a fuck about the vegetables. Like they’re going to give a fuck about animals, but they don’t give any fucks about the vegetable’s feelings. Plants are living fucking creatures too!
But they don’t give two fucking shit’s man. That’s why I eat fucking meat because I care about the plant’s feelings.
( Alex T. Wolf )
www.ChordsAZ.com