Just went to the store, and I bought an Xbox
Bro you so broke, ya can't even afford an Xbox
I just saw a Nintendo 64 and I was like what the fu-
Then there was a black guy in the store and I was like what the hell
And then I was like "bro, wha- are you black?" HAHAAAAAAA
Saw the white kid in the store and he tried to sell me crack
Saw a lil white girl and then she tried to suck my dick HAHAHAHAHA
I went to the store and I bought an Xbox again I-
The first one broke it did a red ring of death
There was a gid- guy in the store and he tried to rob the Xbox from my hand
When I purchased it when he took the receipt and ripped it in half so I can't return it
And I'm like getting so damn mad
Getting so damn mad because I can't get the Xbox
The reason why I got the Xbox is cuz I was tryna play Sonic Unleashed
Playing Sonic Unleashed because it's not on Steam
It's not on Steam its not even on Nintendo Switch
Fuck you Sega for not porting it to other platforms
You guys are so lazy you guy can’t even get another port for Sonic 3
But at least you guys are not like Nintendo
Nintendo take fan- fan games down and for like no reason
Just cuz it's their property and copyright, fuck them
Before I went home after buying my Xbox
I went to the convenience store and I bought another fuckin' bag of Takis Fuego
The reason I bought another bag of Takis Fuego is because it’s my favorite hot chip I don't like Cheetos
Dude I went and bought the hot chip but then I went home on my bike
And it was only like two minutes away
Guys if you're liking this song please leave a like and subscribe HAHAHAHAHAA-
And then when I got home I just realized that my Sonic Peach Rings GFUEL just did got delivered
I was kinda worried because I thought GFUEL contains lead in it
Because I watched a CallMeCarson uh podcast and he said it had lead in it!
But then when I actually put a- th- bu- fuck damn it gotta re-record that line
Then bububue hahahaa Fuck
I didn’t actually end up trying the GFUEL
I went and checked my phone and I saw that twomad just dropped another video
He dropped another one of those You Laugh You Lose 10,000 dollar challenges videos
I didn’t like those videos cuz he fakes his reactions
And I don’t even like his editor Aviator, he doesn’t even do a good job on editing his videos
Oh shit the beat’s over, fuck eh-
So anyways I was actually supposed to edit a Purpled video
He’s been waiting on me to edit that video for 33 days now
I kinda got a procrastination issue I just waste time a lot
I could’ve done it earlier but I wasted time a lot
I just listened to that NLE Choppa song called Camelot
The very next day I woke up very early
The reason why I wake up so early is because I messed up my sleeping schedule
But then I fixed it again and now I wake up early again
I wake up early again and I’m very happy about that, I like waking up early before even the sun shows up in the sky
I hate when people say that they wanna fucking die like bro are you suicidal or you just tryna fucking cry
I’m very optimistic I never wanna fucking die I’m very happy and I’m a really fun-loving guy
I’m a really fun-loving guy I like to have fun I’m not very sad I just like to have fun, hah wha- I don’t-
So the very next day I bought so many Steam games
I’m not even sure if I’m ever gonna play any of those Steam games
I bought a bunch of Steam games I don’t even play ‘em
The reason why I don’t play em cuz I always play CS:GO and fucking Minecraft all day
Those are pretty much like the only games I ever play
I have like 500 gigabytes of CS:GO footage on my computer
And I almost have 300 gigabytes of Minecraft footage on my computer
And the reason why I have so much footage on my computer is cuz I keep recording all my stuff on OBS
I record a lot of stuff that I play in OBS
And I never end up editing the footage on live stream highlights to upload on my live stream highlights YouTube channel
Oh shit the beat cut out I’m gonna put the beat back in
Put the beat back in because I wanna rap a little bit more
Ask my friend shitass if he wanna speedrun Minecraft
So I was like “HEY SHITASS WANNA SPE- WATCH ME SPEEDBRIDGE HUH HUH”
The shitass meme is kinda getting old
I kinda don’t want it to get old cuz I wanna make my own shitass videos
But my friends on Twitter are finding it very annoying already
Hu hahaha they’re finding it very annoying already but I think it’s still pretty funny
It’s almost as funny as those Sonic vocodes videos
Those videos are the ones where they take Sonic text-to-speech bot AI and they make him say funny stuff like
“Oh I’m gonna make you perish”
And those videos are pretty funny, people shit them out really fast they’re like really easy to make
They’re really easy to make I’m considering making my own version
But I feel like, there’s so many people already made so many versions that it- no one is gonna watch my version
Shot a black guy and I took his shoes, shot a white kid and took his gorilla glue blalalalala Gunga Ginga Gunga Ginga
Just robbed a kid on Minecraft and just took his diamonds and he’s so mad cuz I robbed him on Minecraft
Hehahaha I’m such a villain I rob kids on Minecraft they get so mad they’re like “blyat oh my gad”
And then I went and joined 2b2t, 2b2t is like that Minecraft server that’s like “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
It’s the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft but I can’t play it cuz it’s freaking on 1.12
And I don’t like playing on 1.12 cuz it’s such an old ass version
It’s such an old ass version I’m like “damn Hausemaster why can’t you just update it”
If you updated the server that would be so much better because of the all-new features and stuff like Aquatic Update
Uh, the Village and Pillage Update, the Birds and Bees- the Birds- the Bees and Bugs Update is not that good
But like the other ones are much better and ya know especially the Nether Update
It will be really good features and uh, I at least suggest that he does it, yeah
Bababoey
Bro you so broke, ya can't even afford an Xbox
I just saw a Nintendo 64 and I was like what the fu-
Then there was a black guy in the store and I was like what the hell
And then I was like "bro, wha- are you black?" HAHAAAAAAA
Saw the white kid in the store and he tried to sell me crack
Saw a lil white girl and then she tried to suck my dick HAHAHAHAHA
I went to the store and I bought an Xbox again I-
The first one broke it did a red ring of death
There was a gid- guy in the store and he tried to rob the Xbox from my hand
When I purchased it when he took the receipt and ripped it in half so I can't return it
And I'm like getting so damn mad
Getting so damn mad because I can't get the Xbox
The reason why I got the Xbox is cuz I was tryna play Sonic Unleashed
Playing Sonic Unleashed because it's not on Steam
It's not on Steam its not even on Nintendo Switch
Fuck you Sega for not porting it to other platforms
You guys are so lazy you guy can’t even get another port for Sonic 3
But at least you guys are not like Nintendo
Nintendo take fan- fan games down and for like no reason
Just cuz it's their property and copyright, fuck them
Before I went home after buying my Xbox
I went to the convenience store and I bought another fuckin' bag of Takis Fuego
The reason I bought another bag of Takis Fuego is because it’s my favorite hot chip I don't like Cheetos
Dude I went and bought the hot chip but then I went home on my bike
And it was only like two minutes away
Guys if you're liking this song please leave a like and subscribe HAHAHAHAHAA-
And then when I got home I just realized that my Sonic Peach Rings GFUEL just did got delivered
I was kinda worried because I thought GFUEL contains lead in it
Because I watched a CallMeCarson uh podcast and he said it had lead in it!
But then when I actually put a- th- bu- fuck damn it gotta re-record that line
Then bububue hahahaa Fuck
I didn’t actually end up trying the GFUEL
I went and checked my phone and I saw that twomad just dropped another video
He dropped another one of those You Laugh You Lose 10,000 dollar challenges videos
I didn’t like those videos cuz he fakes his reactions
And I don’t even like his editor Aviator, he doesn’t even do a good job on editing his videos
Oh shit the beat’s over, fuck eh-
So anyways I was actually supposed to edit a Purpled video
He’s been waiting on me to edit that video for 33 days now
I kinda got a procrastination issue I just waste time a lot
I could’ve done it earlier but I wasted time a lot
I just listened to that NLE Choppa song called Camelot
The very next day I woke up very early
The reason why I wake up so early is because I messed up my sleeping schedule
But then I fixed it again and now I wake up early again
I wake up early again and I’m very happy about that, I like waking up early before even the sun shows up in the sky
I hate when people say that they wanna fucking die like bro are you suicidal or you just tryna fucking cry
I’m very optimistic I never wanna fucking die I’m very happy and I’m a really fun-loving guy
I’m a really fun-loving guy I like to have fun I’m not very sad I just like to have fun, hah wha- I don’t-
So the very next day I bought so many Steam games
I’m not even sure if I’m ever gonna play any of those Steam games
I bought a bunch of Steam games I don’t even play ‘em
The reason why I don’t play em cuz I always play CS:GO and fucking Minecraft all day
Those are pretty much like the only games I ever play
I have like 500 gigabytes of CS:GO footage on my computer
And I almost have 300 gigabytes of Minecraft footage on my computer
And the reason why I have so much footage on my computer is cuz I keep recording all my stuff on OBS
I record a lot of stuff that I play in OBS
And I never end up editing the footage on live stream highlights to upload on my live stream highlights YouTube channel
Oh shit the beat cut out I’m gonna put the beat back in
Put the beat back in because I wanna rap a little bit more
Ask my friend shitass if he wanna speedrun Minecraft
So I was like “HEY SHITASS WANNA SPE- WATCH ME SPEEDBRIDGE HUH HUH”
The shitass meme is kinda getting old
I kinda don’t want it to get old cuz I wanna make my own shitass videos
But my friends on Twitter are finding it very annoying already
Hu hahaha they’re finding it very annoying already but I think it’s still pretty funny
It’s almost as funny as those Sonic vocodes videos
Those videos are the ones where they take Sonic text-to-speech bot AI and they make him say funny stuff like
“Oh I’m gonna make you perish”
And those videos are pretty funny, people shit them out really fast they’re like really easy to make
They’re really easy to make I’m considering making my own version
But I feel like, there’s so many people already made so many versions that it- no one is gonna watch my version
Shot a black guy and I took his shoes, shot a white kid and took his gorilla glue blalalalala Gunga Ginga Gunga Ginga
Just robbed a kid on Minecraft and just took his diamonds and he’s so mad cuz I robbed him on Minecraft
Hehahaha I’m such a villain I rob kids on Minecraft they get so mad they’re like “blyat oh my gad”
And then I went and joined 2b2t, 2b2t is like that Minecraft server that’s like “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
It’s the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft but I can’t play it cuz it’s freaking on 1.12
And I don’t like playing on 1.12 cuz it’s such an old ass version
It’s such an old ass version I’m like “damn Hausemaster why can’t you just update it”
If you updated the server that would be so much better because of the all-new features and stuff like Aquatic Update
Uh, the Village and Pillage Update, the Birds and Bees- the Birds- the Bees and Bugs Update is not that good
But like the other ones are much better and ya know especially the Nether Update
It will be really good features and uh, I at least suggest that he does it, yeah
Bababoey
( Kiezly )
www.ChordsAZ.com