I spent all my cash on DVD box sets Grinding my incisors on old laserdiscs Watching extended pilots while I bond with my friends Filling all the walls with envelopes and stamps My stamps I quit youth group Still in Scout Troop Thick ropes and plastic wrap near the safety latch Carefully placing razors into baseball caps Popcorn in giant bowls...Learn More

I woke up surrounded by fungus With mushrooms growing out of my palms and eyelids The sweat was gelatinous on my brow And it was impossible to wipe it off beneath all the growth I knew my father had left me here to die Amongst the leaves, trees, and filthy water To die like one of the bog people To become a leather husk I pressed My way Through...Learn More

Wasp kitchen buzzing long past 6 am You look so good when you’re not Drenched in ranch Gnaw off your kneecaps, now it’s Past bedtime Crack open a skull full of Newspaper Cockfights have never been a great way To make new friends So rinse the feathers off and crush them in your hands Mail, mail Mail my body Ale drinks me...Learn More

A Hungarian Cineplex Assorted Rolodex slips Cause of death was Kraft Dinner The truth is it’s extra bones ( And you say:) It features Ross Perot Instrumental pornography Hold your breath, Harry Trashcan finds Doppler radar says more snow You have such a fake lisp, Nan You have such a fake lisp You have such a fake lisp, Nan You have such a fake...Learn More

Don’t swallow your grandchildren The best part is spitting them out Scrape your gums onto the pavement Seal stab wounds with Scotchguard Your kids will petrify soon Car crash fetish with my gramps Cow tongue slap on Christmas eve Trace amounts of pus on thighs Elevator doors won’t open Inhabitants of a small village Gas floats in from nearby...Learn More

I will assassinate your foreign man We all got eyeballs in the backs of our hands Sound off the guns Burn off your brows Kill all your calves It's hard to be god With these lips And thick calves It's not for you Dish pit Pink shit Mice are kicking off fat Mouth full of plaque Ears full of scat Flush all the hair Push out the cramps Hit all your...Learn More