[Lyric] Ideal For Concession Use (Eat Strike)

I spent all my cash on DVD box sets
Grinding my incisors on old laserdiscs
Watching extended pilots while I bond with my friends
Filling all the walls with envelopes and stamps
My stamps

I quit youth group
Still in Scout Troop

Thick ropes and plastic wrap near the safety latch
Carefully placing razors into baseball caps
Popcorn in giant bowls full of salt for my friends
TV dinner sauces scalded deep in my hands
My hands

I quit youth group
Still in Scout Troop